"Invisible and unfeelable bugs. I didn't feel any of them attacking me. You could have given me the box to hold since nothing was attacking me. I offered, too. But, you know... I wasn't the one upset about the plates breaking."

He's really pretty glad they did, in truth. Otherwise he'd have had all these Graceland Commemorative Plates on display in his place. Commemorating the 350th anniversary of Elvis's birth, death, first golden record, first movie, first belch... and the 400th anniversary, and the 450th anniversary, and my god there'd been a lot of plates in that box.