caro_muse | Changing over

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Current Location: On a ship far, far away

Changing over - may not be WS

((Once upon a time this was all played out on MIRC but we're switching over to here that's why the first post is starting out in irc-style but rest assured it won't stay that way.))

* Riddick smiles.
Riddick - Flowers are important, aren't they? I think sunflowers are really pretty. Do you have a favorite kind of flower? I don't think you've ever told me if you do.
* Carolyn looks 'way from the sunny flowers long 'nough to give him a big ole smile.
Carolyn - They're very 'portant Big Guy! 'Specially these guys, cause guess what? They like to look at the sun alllll day long! ::she looks back down at her flowers an' cuddles'em some more.:: These are my most favorites Big Guy!
Riddick - Yes, they do like to look at the sun... and when they get big, they make banquets for all the birds, by growing seeds in the centers. So they're really nice and friendly flowers. ::He smiles broadly.::
Carolyn - Yeah, yeah, yeah! Beings can eat'em too! ::she starts tracin' each one of the bright yellow petally things.:: But not until they're all fried up. But you know Big Guy, sometimes I wish they were a little shorter, cause the big tall ones are hard to look at.
Riddick - Well, this type doesn't grow as tall as the big ones that they want seeds from. They make lots of different types, now.
* Carolyn snuggles 'gainst him as she 'xamine's her pretties an' smiles.
Carolyn - This type doesn't grow at all an'more Big Guy, even I know that flowers don't after they've been all picked up. Trust me I tried.
Riddick - Yeah, that's true. But if you want, we can also plant some in pots, on the ship. Get them set up with lots of light, and we can water them. And your butterflies can sit on them.
Carolyn - ::blinks!:: We can do that for real?! No fibs!?! I want, I want lotsa flowers an' lotsa butterflies and ummmm lotsa fishies, but no carrots! ::she tilts her head back an' looks up at him curiously:: You know Big Guy, I think if maybe you'd looked at flowers 'stead o' fleshies so much may bees you wouldn't have gotten got so much!
Riddick - Hmmmmm... maybe, but then maybe the police would have just sneaked up on me while I was looking at the flowers instead. They maybe would have hidden behind bushes instead of behind doors.
Carolyn - ::shaking her head:: Nah uh! They don't get beings when they're lookin' at flowers, no way! Only when they're doin' bad things like watchin' fleshies jiggle. ::she moves her flowers an' looks down at the Monsters.:: I can jiggle... lots... like j-e-ll-o, humph!
Riddick - You jiggle really nicely. I like watching you jiggle. If I watch flowers, too, do you think I can watch you jiggle and still be safe?
Carolyn - I dunno Big Guy, if you're under me an' they start jigglin' I think you might get a big boo-boo! ::she cocks her head as she bounces a little an' of course the Monsters bop the flowers.:: See, they like to hit beings.
Riddick - Well, that's just gravity that makes them do that. They're really not all that mean. They like me a lot. ::He smiles broadly.:: Not that I'd mind if they hit me like that.

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*nods* "Uh huh, but is just one gonna be 'nough? Cause I got two Monsters you know, not jus' one." *She looks away and mutters under her breath* "An' that's two more than I want even!" *she looks back over an' smiles big to make sure that he's not on top of any of her plans.* "Hey Big Guy, I got a question. Well, lots of them really but right not just one."

Well, you can always ask as many questions as you have, you know. I'll do my best to answer them.

*He has the weird feeling that she's up to something, but then he often does.*

And I think I can manage to stand up to both your monsters. *winking*

For a moment she just looks at him, yeah she s'poses it's easy to sit over there an' be all winky when it's not him that hasn't seen his feet in a loooong time or him that has things on him that wants to take over the 'verse. Yeah, real easy! She holds up her hand an' snorts.

"Pfffft, thinkin's not good 'nough you know, not with the Monsters! You have to know or else, you're one doomed Big Guy! An'ways that's all next to the point." *pause* "Okay, here's the question, this pump thing isn't gonna be like those ones in the you-type magazines?"

That makes him chuckle. "No, it comes from one of those you-type magazines with all the frilly pictures of babies. And you saw me tame the washcloth..."

He reaches down and rubs his fingers over its center, and it starts crooning contentedly.

"I'll bet your monsters would purr for me, too."

Oh, in fact, he KNOWS he can make them purr. And her with them. Getting her to realize that they're not so shifty after all, though... that's the trick. He can probably tame her monsters a lot more easily than her notions.

She has a bad feelin' when he starts laughin' that she might have to start thinkin' of a front-up plan. When the wash clothie starts to purr, the feelin' gets worse. 'Cause if the Monsters start purrin' well... it could turn into a cat trophy!

"It better cause I don't want them to be two sizes bigger, I don't care how happy it'll make my lover like the ad-thinggees said. Whatever a lover is."

She takes a deep breath an' tries to be one brave Caro.

"Okee dokee Big Guy, make the pump thing we got work to do!"

"Carolyn, I love your breasts, whatever size or shape they are in, but I love them natural." He grins, sitting up. "And your lover is the person you have private times with."

He closes his eyes and starts concentrating. After a moment, a large box appears, containing a breast pump. The package says "Electronic, not hand-pumped, for extra comfort!"

Thank Gnosis she isn't all that good at reading or she might make a comparison between that an "ribbed for her pleasure."

Caro's all set to start tryin' to tell him again that what she has aren't breasts cause those are what she used to have and they never blocked an'thing or hurt, 'less she ran into a wall, or leaked or... but when a big box suddenly 'pears on the bed all that's forgotten!

She scrambles over an' kneels beside it.

"Ohhhhhh! Yay! You did it Big Guy!" *she runs her fingers along the top an' tries to figure out what the words say.* "Eeeelah... ummm... oh never mind!"

Since what's on the outside's not really what's the 'portant thing she stops tryin' to see what it says an' jus' starts rippin' it open.

"You need any help with that, Caro?" He cradles the purring washcloth in one hand as he comes over to sit beside her.

It's a big box, and if there's any assembly required, she might get frustrated pretty quickly and need some help.

"It says that the pump is electronic, and powered electrically, instead of something you have to pump by hand. It means that the way the milk is drawn out is smoother, more like the way a baby would drink it, than something squeezing hard."

She pauses before opening up the flaps to look over at him then blinks!

"Wait, wait, wait one second here. You mean all of this in here," *she taps the side of the big box.* "Is what's gonna make the Monsters shrink?"

She shakes her head and flips open the flaps. She starts throwing those pretend peanut things over her shoulder as she digs for the pump thing.

*muffled* "Are you a sure Big Guy that there's one of those things insi- wait, found somethin'!" *she holds up a piece of paper and waves it 'round.* "This is not goin' help much! Here you can have it!"

Riddick laughs and takes the paper, which has the assembly instructions.

"It won't make them shrink but it'll keep them from getting shifty and squirting. Especially when Kaden isn't thirsty and they have too much milk to cuddle."

Why did he come up with the story about cuddling milk? Oh yeah, that's right... nothing else was going to make any more sense to her.

She doesn't give an' thoughts to the whole, won't make'em shrink part an' tosses a pretend peanut at him when he laughs. This is no laughin' matter after alls.

"Ha-ha-ha, does it say in there why there's so many of these," *she tosses more of the p.p.'s at him and giggles.* "Cause there sure is a lot of 'em. But that's all next to the point, are you a sure Big Guy that there's one even in here? Cause the Little Guy's not here an' ummm well.. never mind."

She just goes back to searchin' for the thing that's s'posed to feet the Monsters!

"Those are in there to make sure nothing breaks when the box is being taken from one place to another. Like remember the time you packed up all those collector's plates at that house sale, and I told you not to bounce the box in your hands when we were walking home, but you did? And when we got home all the plates were broken, and you couldn't even blame me, because I hadn't touched the box? Well, these little peanut-things, if they'd been in the box too, might have stopped the plates from breaking."

Well, them, and Caro not tossing the box around like it was a hackey-sack...

She gasps and pushes her upper being out of the box an' looks over at him like she's never seen him 'fore in her in tired being! Then gasps 'gain!

"You're puttin' that blame on me?! First of alls, I told you why I was bouncin' the box!" *she tosses even more of them at him 'fore turnin' to face him. She starts shakin' her finger at him.* "Humph! We were gettin' 'tacked by biiiiig 'visible bugs!! They kept tryin' to get free rides! I tried to tell you but noooooo, didn't listen. Humph I say! How else was I s'posed to get'em off Mr. Big I know ever'thin' Guy?"

"Invisible and unfeelable bugs. I didn't feel any of them attacking me. You could have given me the box to hold since nothing was attacking me. I offered, too. But, you know... I wasn't the one upset about the plates breaking."

He's really pretty glad they did, in truth. Otherwise he'd have had all these Graceland Commemorative Plates on display in his place. Commemorating the 350th anniversary of Elvis's birth, death, first golden record, first movie, first belch... and the 400th anniversary, and the 450th anniversary, and my god there'd been a lot of plates in that box.

*arches a brow* "I was jus' a maized you could feel or walk at alls. An' course you wanted'em all broken to pieces, you were jelly of'em! You all the ways hated'em since those," *she makes a face and shudders.* "Hooters Galactic Edition ones got stole by the bad merc guys an' mine didn't."

She fails to mention that she kinda pushed'em in the bad merc guy's path.

"I am such a sorry Caro you lost those Big Guy."

Riddick shrugs, grinning, but damn, those had been some neat plates. "Well, it's not like it's a good idea to have heavy things that break easily when you're running from mercs... at least he got the plates and not us, right?"

She rolls her eyes, grabs a hand full of peanuts an' tosses'em at him.

"They weren't after me, I wasn't doin' an'thing wrong. An' if you had jus' stayed 'way from fleshie number three hundred an' forty three, we woulda had more time but noooooooo... some being I knew jus' had to try out what a certian being read in one of those magazines. Pfffft!"

"Well, yeah. And it worked, too." For a moment he's tempted to say something about you're just jelly back at her, but given how jelly was being used that evening, he'd better not.

"Uhhhh huh. If it worked so good how come you were complainin' 'bout how you couldn't barely move? Huh? If thing's are good shouldn't that mean beings can still walk!" *she sits back on her heels an' snorts.* "If it wasn't for me you'd still be a jellied pretzel when the bad merc guys came!"

"And thanks to the fact that I'm hungry, now I want a soft pretzel and a jelly donut." He shakes his head. His stomach has the weirdest responses to their conversations sometimes. "Did you find the pump?"

She grumps an' throws hand fulls of peanuts up in the air an' humphs!

"No! Cause you miss managed it up I think! Or they told you fibs cause there's nothin' in here. Not even a pretzel for you." *she pauses in mid-tantrum to look over at him an' blink.* "You're a hungry Big Guy? All readies?"

"It's been several hours since breakfast, yes. You know, we could get Kaden if you need him to nurse... and it's in there. It's just under all the styrofoam peanuts."

She stops throughin' stuff an' runs her hands over her face when she feels the Monsters gettin' all shifty an' leaky, ewwwww! Of course they start to pay tents when the K word's said. She used to not have leaky parts, no fair!

An' even worse, what if the Monsters find out 'bout her plans!?! Bad Big Guy!

*muttering* "Icky, icky, icky!" *louder* "What if he's playin' games?"

"Well, if he is, he can take a break for a few minutes to have a snack. Don't you think so?" She probably should really give him a snack, too.

She pushes 'way the box an' sighs then grumps.

"Okay cause the Monsters have woke up. Ewwww!" *she looks down at them an sighs all over 'gain.* "Okay, okay stop that!" *paues* "Number one stop that!"

Riddick reaches into the box and pulls out the pump. She somehow missed it completely.

"Well, how about you call Kaden, and I'll get the pump ready?"

Caro's eyes get huge when he pulls out some thing outta the box an' she gulps.

"C-c-all the Little Guy?! What in all the High Ones craziest dreams is that?!"

"Yeah. He can hear you when you call him, the way he calls us sometimes. And this is the pump." He starts assembling it according to the instructions.

She gulps an' starts inchin' 'way from the box. Pump nothin' it's a monster!

"In my head, I know that! Call in a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that thing gonna give me boo boos?"

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